Top 5 attraction killers...

1. Less then fresh breath. 95% of women say its an instant turn off.

To fix this, brush your damn teeth, chew some chewing gum, use some bloody listerine.

2. Excessive aftershave. 86% of women say its an instant turn off.

To fix this, dont put to much on. It smells nice yes, but dont overdo it.

3. Presence of a uni-brow. 85% of women say its an instant turn off.

To fix this, dont go and get threading or it waxed off, just figure it out.

4. Nasty or long toe-nails. 84% of women say its an instant turn off.

To fix this, ****ing cut em and wash your feet.

5. Pit stains on a t-shirt. 83% of women say its an instant turn off.

To fix this, use some proper aftershave, buy your white t's by the dozen so its not a prob. FYI its even worse on a girl.